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10.06.2025 00:37

They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
No way
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
No go.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
So they tried